Awesomely Bad Lyrics

I rarely fall in love with a song immediately upon hearing it -- it usually takes several listens for a tune to really reveal itself to me. ...

A man (David Lee Roth), a plan (violate the Geneva Conventions by mercilessly torturing car/sex metaphors), a canal (the place where my b...

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This song is just a brilliant melange of nonsense and I love it. Notorious / Notorious/ No-no-notorious Here we go! I hope you're all b...

Quick fun fact before we get started: The "Guns" part of Guns 'n' Roses comes from L.A. Guns lead singer Tracii Guns, who ...