AND Steve Buscemi ...
at some point during his career!!!Now, before I head out the door to receive my award for "Worst Blog Layout," let's mock some lyrics, shall we?
Jessie is a friend / Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
Look at you, Rick Springfield! Having a friend and all. That's so nice. I sure hope nothing ever happens to screw it up!
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define / Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine
Uh-oh.
And she's watching him with those eyes
Which?
And she's lovin' him with that body / I just know it / Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late, late at night / You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I can't think of anything to say about this. Kind of awkwardly phrased but inoffensive.
So, the next line poses a problem ... all of the Web sites I've checked claim it is "Where can I find a woman like that?" but I am like 90 percent sure he actually says "Why can't I find a woman like that?" Just to be safe, I will make fun of them both.
Where can I find a woman like that?
So far all you've been able to tell us about her is that she has eyes and a body, so my answer would be "literally anywhere."
Why can't I find a woman like that?
Probably because you are a boring, creepy Australian guy who spends most of his time mooning around, trying to look intense and obsessing over his friend's girlfriend.
I play along with the charade, there doesn't seem to be a reason to change / You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute / I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot
1. Why would you feel "dirty" when they start talking cute? Are you like sitting at the next table at the food court in the mall, wearing a fedora and a fake mustache and furtively masturbating with one of those plastic trays covering your lap? Probably.
2. The last line might be the most sensible lyric I have ever posted. Kudos, Rick Springfield!
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time, wondering what she don't see in me / I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines / Ain't that the way love's supposed to be?
No.
Jessie is a friend / Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
Look at you, Rick Springfield! Having a friend and all. That's so nice. I sure hope nothing ever happens to screw it up!
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define / Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine
Uh-oh.
And she's watching him with those eyes
Which?
And she's lovin' him with that body / I just know it / Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late, late at night / You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I can't think of anything to say about this. Kind of awkwardly phrased but inoffensive.
So, the next line poses a problem ... all of the Web sites I've checked claim it is "Where can I find a woman like that?" but I am like 90 percent sure he actually says "Why can't I find a woman like that?" Just to be safe, I will make fun of them both.
Where can I find a woman like that?
So far all you've been able to tell us about her is that she has eyes and a body, so my answer would be "literally anywhere."
Why can't I find a woman like that?
Probably because you are a boring, creepy Australian guy who spends most of his time mooning around, trying to look intense and obsessing over his friend's girlfriend.
I play along with the charade, there doesn't seem to be a reason to change / You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute / I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot
1. Why would you feel "dirty" when they start talking cute? Are you like sitting at the next table at the food court in the mall, wearing a fedora and a fake mustache and furtively masturbating with one of those plastic trays covering your lap? Probably.
2. The last line might be the most sensible lyric I have ever posted. Kudos, Rick Springfield!
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time, wondering what she don't see in me / I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines / Ain't that the way love's supposed to be?
No.
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